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magepearl:

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

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@crackspirit

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the-macra:

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

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badasssupertash:

“There was nothing poetic in the way we died, there was nothing beautiful in the way you left. It was only tragic.”

our tragic ends.//t.c

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goodzillo:

tebya:

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

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intranet:

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

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(Source: harrymckenzie, via flannel)

mieczyslawstilniski:

romeo & juliet (hobo johnson) // twin sized mattress (the front bottoms)